Monday, August 2, 2021

MIDSUMMER'S EVE AT PINEY POINT


 It was the Twentieth of June, and Kelly Ann and Jane were enjoying the cool lakeside weather at Piney Point.

“You know how Samantha and Julia stumbled through a thin place between the worlds and came out in the fairy realm?” remarked Kelly.

“Yes,” replied Jane, “and they escaped from Faerie by the skin of their teeth.”

“It occurred to me,” went on Kelly, “that the circle of standing stones that Bailey and I found may be another thin place between the worlds, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was connected by a ley line with the other-worldly cave that led to Faerie.”

“What are you getting at?” asked Jane, uneasily.

“The fairies know we’re here and that we know about them.  If we don’t propitiate them somehow, they could work serious mischief on us.”

 “Like making our cow go dry?’

“Exactly!  So it’s a good thing we don’t have a cow.”

“Tonight,” said Jane, “is Midsummer’s Eve.  Back home, on this night, householders would leave bowls of bread and milk to feed the fairies in an attempt to stay on their good side.”

“So that’s what we should do.” Kelly declared, “and leave it in the stone circle.  This is a night when some thin places open up completely.”

“But we’d better have some iron about us,” said Jane, “as protection against fairy magic.”

“I’d thought of that, and some salt, too!”

“Salt?!” exclaimed Jane, “That’s protection against witches, not fairies!  Lands sakes!  What do they teach children these days?”

So, brandishing the largest, sharpest kitchen knives they could find, the girls set off for the high meadow where stood the standing stones.

“Back home,” said Jane, “above the village of Poppets Revel was a hill called Poppets Halistane, and at its apparent crest there was a circle of standing stones very like this one.  No one ever went there, for ‘twas said it was a fairy haunt.  Those who did go there without iron on them were either never seen again or went mad.”  She tightened her grip on her knife and held it high.

 “At dawn on Easter Sunday” Jane went on, “it is said that the tallest stone bows down to the rising sun.  Since no one ever went there, it could not be proved, but I am willing to believe it.  I wonder if something like that happens here”

 They had brought with them a basket with a bowl, a fresh loaf of bread, and a bottle of milk.  Kelly tucked her knife into her waistband and opened the bottle while Jane cut slices from the loaf.

 They set the bowl on the offering stone at the base of the central stone.

“We should summon the fairies,” suggested Kelly.

Jane drew in her breath.  “Be careful how you call them.  They are not to be trusted, especially this evening.”

Kelly spoke loudly and clearly, “People of Peace!  Come hither this night and accept this our gift of bread and milk!”  She turned to Jane.  “How was that?”

“Jes’ fine, but let’s skedaddle home while we still can!”

 The girls left hastily.  The instant the sun set, the fairies appeared.

  

“Those mortal maidens have called us,” said one, in her high, squeaky voice.

“And left us a bowl of bread and milk,” said the other, equally shrill in tone, “Not very original, I must say.”

“No one has offered us anything for hundreds of years.”

“It’s not like the good old days when Tom of Bedlam fed us.”

They laughed a high, silvery, tinkling laugh, tinged with menace.

“This bowl was sincerely offered, and we are duty-bound to accept it.  Let’s sit and eat.”

 The fairies satisfied their appetites.

“Now we are also duty-bound not to molest them in their homes for at least the coming year.”

“So we can’t make their cow go dry?”

“They don’t have a cow.”

“Well, that relieves us of that responsibility!”

 They flew off into the gathering dusk.

 On Midsummer Morning, the girls returned to the circle, knives well in hand.  They found an empty bowl.

“Happy Midsummer, Jane,” said Kelly, “I hope this has helped us to befriend the Good Folk.”

“Watch what you say!” Jane was stern. “They are never your friends!  The best we can hope for is that they are not our enemies.”

Tom of Bedlam 

Friday, July 9, 2021

Next to Godliness

 

NEXT TO GODLINESS

(Chapter Two-and-a-Half of the Chronicles of Jane deLacey.)

 After starting her first day in 1904 with a hearty breakfast, Samantha and Julia took Jane on a tour of the house, showing off and explaining all the wonderful things the Twentieth Century provided.  On the second floor they came to the bathroom.

“This is where we take our baths, Jane,” said Samantha.  Jane’s adherence to Sixteenth Century standards of personal hygiene was noticeable, but unremarked.  “We each bathe at least once a week, sometimes more in the summer.”

 Jane was perplexed.  “You wet yourselves all o’er, all anon?  But ‘tis not physick!  Do you not fear contracting the ague or a quotidian fever?”

“Actually,” replied Julia, “nowadays it is understood that regular bathing is good for the health.  As long as you’re going to live with us, we trust that you will do so as well.”

 “But . . .”  Jane started to protest but Samantha cut her off.

 “Through that door is the water closet; what you call the garderobe.  I’ll show you how to flush it.”

The tour continued.

  That evening, after a long day of sightseeing in the park and town, and lunch and dinner lessons in how to eat with a fork, Jane and Bailey were getting ready for bed.

“What did you think of your first full day in modern times, Jane?” asked Bailey.

“There was so much to be seen.  Walking in the park gave delight, as did the pastries at the bakery in the high street.  Julia says I will get accustomed to . . . what did she call it?  The trains.  I am full of doubt.  That great black machine was the most frightful thing that ever I saw!”

Bailey smiled.  “Trains are noisy, but mostly safe.  We’ll take one into New York City and show you all the big buildings and automobiles and things.  Here, let me help you get your frock off.”

 When Jane was partly undressed, Nellie came into the room.  “Jane,” she said, “we need to talk.”

“About what?” asked Jane.

“Remember the bathtub in the bathroom down the hall?   We would like you take a bath before you get into bed.”

“But,” Jane protested, “’Tis not physic . . . “

 Nellie cut her off.  “I know, you’ve said that.  But we have standards of behavior and cleanliness in this household, and you need to take a bath.”

 Bailey added a phrase she’d been rehearsing all day.  “Let me put this in a way you’ll understand.  Thy cors, ‘tis passing noisome.  An the wind be behind thee, thou mayest be marked at half a league!”

“But ‘tis how folk do smell!”  Jane insisted.

“How do we smell, Jane” asked Bailey.

“Scarcely but a whiff of roses.”

 “And you will smell the same,” Nellie said, “Now will you come along peacefully?  I was asked to take on this responsibility since I will not hesitate to carry you to the bathroom and hold you in the tub while Bailey scrubs you down!”

 Jane drew herself up.  “I am the daughter of a great lord!  I will not suffer this humiliation!”

“That’s right, Jane,” said Bailey, “You are a deLacey, and you will not dishonor your family name by refusing to meet your fate with dignity.”

Jane sighed.  “I know you are right.  If it must be that I live here, it would be dishonorable of me not to abide by your rules.”

  She went out of the room with Nellie behind her as though she was closely guarded on her way to execution.

 In the bathroom, Jane stood sullenly while Nellie finished undressing her.  Nellie spoke gently, “Let me help you get in the tub.”

 The water was pleasantly warm, and Jane relaxed immediately. 

“Here’s soap and a flannel,” Nellie said, “Can you wash yourself or would you like me to help you?”

 Between the two of them, Jane was cleaned from top to toe!

 Nellie helped her out of the tub and helped her towel herself dry as Bailey came in with a clean nightgown for her.

 “We have another ‘Welcome to the Twentieth Century’ present for you,” said Nellie, handing Jane a new toothbrush and tin of tooth powder, “These are for cleaning your teeth.”

“Why would I do that?”

“How many adults do you know who still have all their teeth?”

“Ah!”  Jane was beginning to catch on.

 Jane straightened up with a puzzled look on her face.  “What is this feeling I have?  La!  I do not itch!”

Saturday, March 13, 2021

To My Valentine

Julia walked into the library and found Liesel Elizabeth reading a book.  There were cookies and milk laid out on the table before her.

“Oh, excuse me, I didn’t know you were here.” Said Julia.

“It’s alright,” said Liesel Elizabeth, “I’m waiting for Savannah.  It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m going to treat her with cookies and milk.”

 “I envy you and Savannah,” sighed Julia, “being such sweethearts and all.”

“Well,” replied Liesel Elizabeth, “I envy you your close bond with Samantha.”

“We may be close,” Julia said, “But I wish I had someone who would give me Valentines.”

“You’ve never gotten a Valentine?” asked Liesel Elizabeth, “Not even from Samantha?”

“No.”

 “Here,” said Liesel Elizabeth, “this is for you.”  And she handed Julia a Valentine that was lying on the table.

“Isn’t this for Savannah?” asked Julia, a little surprised.

“We’ve given each other lots of Valentines, and I have cookies and milk for her in abundance.”

 Julia took it and looked at it.

“But it says, ‘To My Valentine’.”

Liesel Elizabeth looked Julia in the eyes and smiled.  “Yes, it does, doesn’t it?”

 Julia opened her mouth to reply, but at that moment, Savannah came in, carrying a box of Valentine’s chocolates.

“Here’s where you’re hiding, Dear!” she said, merrily, “Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“Happy Valentine’s Day, Darling!”  said Liesel Elizabeth.

 Savannah put the chocolates down on the table.

“Oh, my!  Cookies and milk!  How sweet, literally.”  Savannah was delighted.

“Come sit down and have some.” said Liesel Elizabeth.

“I will!” Savannah turned to Julia, “Would like to join us?  I’ll run and get another glass.”

 Julia demurred.  “Two is company, three is a crowd.  Happy Valentine’s Day, both of you.  And thank you, Liesel.” 

 She went out.

 Savannah sat and helped herself to a cookie while Liesel Elizabeth poured their glasses.

“Thank you so much, Liesel,” smiled Savannah, “You are my one and only sweetheart!”

Liesel Elizabeth smiled as well.  “You are my sweetheart, too.”